Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
We named our party play list daddy issues
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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