There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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