I don't think brook has ever known best
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
