Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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