omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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