i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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