Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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