ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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