you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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