I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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