What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
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