He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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