I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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