what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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