There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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