There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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