Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Randomize
