ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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