Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Randomize
