New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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