we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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