before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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