Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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