I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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