so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
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