She's JV to your varsity
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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