Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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