I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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