Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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