Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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