im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
You can make out without kissing
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