i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
