"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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