Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
