Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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