As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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