I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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