Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Terrible idea I love it
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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