Welp...herpes.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I want to be your penis for a week.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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