clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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