I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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