doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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