No, you can still breathe under the balls.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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