And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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