No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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