gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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