Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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