just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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