idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
