Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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