What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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